So last night after our amazing defeat of Miami, I returned lil Drew to Cindy and hung out with them, Carrie, David, and (different from roomie) Katie for a while. OMG, that was insane. Putting two ADD people, 3 crazy people, and one quasi-normal person (poor David had it rough dealing with us) together in a room was quite interesting. Bouts of insanity involving Cubing, tying people's shoe laces in knots, stealing people's wallets, and Carrie rocking back and forth trying to block out the many people's voices she was hearing talking at once was just the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, all good things must come to an end.
Today, I had to go to work at 7. Not an unreasonable thing at all, especially considering I couldn't work on Friday thanks to the stupid physics test (ick!). There was only one short event on the schedule, so I thought I'd be in and out in less than 2 hours. Turns out, though, that they added an event at the last minute. The Board of Visitors had a 4 course dinner and guess who got to do the dishes. Yep, life sucks.
First, me and the guy I was working with had to walk from Owens to the Stadium because no one could come pick us up. Not fun. There are two entrances to the President's Club where the event was taking place, so we had a 50/50 chance of going in the front door or the back door. I never was good at 50/50's. We ended up going to the front door where we are greeted by a sercurity guard. This guard looks at us like we were common riff-raff that just came in off the street and had no business there. He went and found our boss who told us to go around back to what I have lovingly dubbed "the servant's entrance". We go and have to sit there while the cooks are plating up food carefully. There the two big managers are, cleaning up these plates and generally looking imposing.
I feel I should say something about these two managers. They look exactly the same. Same bald head, same facial structure, same intimidating look. The only difference is that one's black and one's white. So one looks like a younger 70's Kojac and the other an emanciated Ving Rames. I swear they look like twins from an inter-racial couple that just didn't mix well. (I might be going to hell for that one.) These guys give us the one over, then go back to what they were doing pretending like we don't exist. I know this is actually what they were doing because later on that night as they were leaving they walked past me without even a glance in my direction, even though I was walking right past them. I've decided that they're probably pompass assholes and that I really don't like them.
So after being told that we're going to be taking the dishes down to the kitchen after every course, we got to work getting the first dishes together. I swear, I'm a bull in a frigging china shop. I was so loud, I'm surprised my boss didn't just drag me out of there by my ear. After all that, it's 4 hours of washing some rich bitches' dishes. I hate rich people, but more over I hate how this school treats them. Kissing their asses and begging for handouts, it's so disgraceful. The knowledge that these people have a say in how much my education is going to cost me makes me so angry. I'm disturbed by the entire system.
I also saw where the football players get tutored when they come back to school. That disgusts me too. Giving these little idiots a full ride just because they can throw a piece of rubber back and forth is wrong in so many ways. And yes, I can be happy about a football win and curse the players and education financing system in the same post. I'm special that way.
Despite this long ass rant about how sucky this night is, there are some good things that have happened. First is that I was once again assured that they would be able to get me drunk at the company Christmas party this year. Reading Day is going to be very interesting. Another is that I got my laundry done, a feat of god-like proportions for me. Lastly, I wasn't the one to break the most dishes today at work. It's nice to know that I'm not always the clumsiest one there.